so my friends son is going through puberty earlier than his classmates and it was freaking him out a bit so she sat him down and explained how his body was going to change and that its supposed to happen and at the end she was like “are you confused about anything?” and hes like “just one thing”
and shes thinking “oh no hes going to ask me about sex i just know it”
and he says “i just dont understand modern art”
THIS KID HAS GOT HIS SHIT TOGETHER
sometimes my laptop gets really hot and starts burning my leg but i fight through the pain because i am a blogging warrior
parent: shit vine wont open fast enough FUCK
yes making a joke about a child about to potentially pour BOILING HOT WATER ON THEMSELVES AND GET BURNED POSSIBLY SEVERELY is funny
i know nigga thats why i said it
A woman and her grandmother, both at age 20.
if shes her grandmother how are they both 20 nice try asshole
my idea for a new disney world ride. please signal boost this so that this ride can be at disney world.
The girl who was my elementary school girl friend just got engaged and I’m sitting here single wearing a pug shirt and hamburger underwear
Just remember, u r someone’s dream girl
I’m a boy
Tumblr has made us forget that some people are actually straight
A CROW TRIED TO GO IN OUR CLASSROOM AND HE HAD A PEN
he just wanted to learn
A Modern Tragedy.